Freaky Deaky Skin-Tight Star Wars Costumes

April 19, 2013


Remember yesterday's Star Wars pet costumes? Well Costume Craze is also selling these unholy skintight costumes for humans. Because why should your pet get all the attention? They didn't even pick their costume, you picked it for them. But there they are taking all the credit for it and getting all the petting and scratches. It's not fair, is it? If you agreed, the opposite of congratulations, you're jealous of your dog. No more pets for you.

Hit the jump for Boba Fett, Darth Vader and Darth Maul.




Thanks to Steve, who wore all four at once so every time he took one off there was another underneath. Like peeling a freaky deaky onion.

  • David Lerer

    Chewbacca's costume sort of reminds me of Xavier from Adult Swim's Xavier Renegade Angel

  • This is not the sort of thing you want your boyfriend to come into the bedroom wearing. Especially Chewbacca. Those eyes are just creepy.

  • the antagonist

    Speak for yourself, missy.

  • Don't get me wrong: I'm all for guys in skin tight outfits, just not these ones.

  • Brant_Alan

    Can't even tell the difference from the movie costumes.

  • AHOY! Thar be dong in them thar suits.
    Mind bleach, thanks.

  • Billy Rocka

    Where's the Princess when we need her?!

  • PolleN112

    I wonder how long till somebody buys these and puts them on well endowed ladies, ... Then we'll see who else "grows".

  • Guest

    Comic-Con is going to be really weird this summer.

  • Pyrblaze

    Star Wars themed gimps huh? Here are the droids you're looking for, and they come with extra batteries...

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Brings new meaning to the line "My My, Anakin, you've grown"

  • Shane Anderson

    Pretty soon, everyone in the stands will be wearing skin tight clothes - dressed as themselves, characters, colors.

  • Ana

    The chewbacca one looks like R Downey Jr in " Fur: An imaginary portrait of Diane Arbus"

  • Jacques-Andr√© Langelier

    too bad, i would have buy the men sized princess leia bikini constume

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