Drink Like A Warrior: Leather & Chainmail Beer Koozie

April 2, 2013


This is the leather and chainmail beer koozie crafted by DeviantARTist DougFungus. It's perfect for when you're at a party and somebody asks which beer is yours so you can say, "Take a guess -- but keep in mind I'm dressed like a knight, so that's a hint." Then, under your breath, "Dumbass." I actually went to a party over the weekend except nope, no I didn't, I was just trying to sound cool and holy shit that did not work out AT ALL.

Hit the jump for version 2.0 of the koozie.


Thanks to my buddy Terry, who is quite possibly the worst buddy a person could ask for. And to The Persistent Tallon, who tried to argue this koozie is a little TOO manly and clearly needs to sign up for my 'Being A Manly Man' series of seminars. *chops down tree with bare hand*

  • captaindash

    Nobody wants to chime in on the fact that this little, uh, koozie, will not perform 2 of it's 3 potential tasks? It will not keep your beverage chilly, it will not keep your hand from getting chilly, however you will look cool. Sorta. 1 outta 3 ain't bad.

  • GizmoDuck

    not to shabby

  • Dennis P

    OK, now, you see - I make chain maille myself, and I've wanted to put it on things like cans and whatnot, but I was never able to figure out how to get a consistent tension through the weave.

    THIS is brilliant. This gentleman is not only a skilled mailler, but a very talented leatherworker. My hat is off to him.

  • WhiteEagle2

    This needs to be a product. I can think of at least five people I would buy one for. assuming it was around no more than $15.

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    I'm guessing all five of them wear assless chaps

  • Hmmm...

    I actually have leather and chainmail laying around...

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