Destroyer Destroyer: LEGO Rebel Alliance Space Kraken Tearing Apart An Imperial Super Star Destroyer

April 10, 2013


This is the Rebel Alliance KR-KN and Super Star Destroyer built by LEGOmaniac Iain Heath and recently displayed at Emerald City Comicon. What is the Emerald City, anyways? *Googles* The capital of Oz, which, if I'm not mistaken, is a US territory like Puerto Rico and Guam. Haha -- put that in your geography report and have to repeat a grade.

The Legend of the KR-KN: A rare species of Space Kraken, known to exist only in the vast Dreighton Nebula, were sought out using the the Jedi's most powerful clairvoyants, and brought under the Alliance's control by flying super-computers directly into their brains. Many brave Ewok pilots were unwillingly sacrificed to accomplish this difficult task. Far from being cruel to the Kraken, this arrangement was completely symbiotic, as the creatures had evolved to prey on starships, their diet being composed entirely of metals such as quadanium steel.

Ha, I love making up fake stories like that. It's kind of my job. Okay, it's 100% my job. Do you know how boring Geekologie would be if I only told true stories? That was a trick question, I do only tell true stories. I participated in a mermaid orgy once and two of the girls fell so head-over-tails in love with me they tried to follow me back on land and dried out in the sun. And that, my friends, is where grocery store brand fish sticks come from.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots.




Thanks to my pal khz, who just started a new job today and is already online talking to me about boob tattoos and stuff.

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