Count Me In: Jurassic Heart, A Dinosaur Dating Simulator

April 10, 2013


This is Jurassic Heart (links to actual game), a dating simulator that lets you try your hand at romance with a t-rex named Taira. It's worth wasting a couple minutes if you're at work, but if you're at home you can probably find something better to do with your time. I mean, no matter what decisions you make, you can never get INTIMATE. What the hell kind of dating simulator is that? Not one I'm taking the time to play through every choice again, I'll tell you that.

Thanks to Lady G, Mazlow, Kt, 16bitmick and JonTron, who agree any realistic dating simulator should have a chance to end with boning.

  • NotJoe

    I don't know what you're talking about, my ending got pretty freaky. A little ukulele serenade turned into a hot, sexy night. Let's just say I felt like an archeologist because I found a dinosaur bone, if you know what I mean.

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