So you're a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and dice it, you'll need different kinds of fragrance. Fragrances that can make the dead simply pass by without offending. Because only Demeter Fragrance Library could make a Zombie fragrance eminently wearable.
Zombie for Him: Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth. A definite must-have for any
Man's scent collection.
Zombie for Her: A slightly lighter version of the Men's fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.
If you're interested, 1-oz bottles will set you back $20, and 4-oz bottles $40. That's four times the fragrance for only double the price -- what a steal! And speaking of stealing: I told my roommate the neighbors left their Wi-Fi unsecured this morning so we can pirate all the music we want to today. They didn't really though, it's just a Wi-Fi network I set up myself and am having monitored by the RIAA.
Thanks to Chuu, who doesn't want to smell like shit.