This is a video of some 'photographer' in Costa Rica almost getting attacked by a crocodile. I put photographer in quotes because he's really just a jackass with a camera and a backful of tattoos I thought was a camo shirt at first. He squats by the water's edge taking pictures while his friends throw meat (or Twinkies) to attract the crocs. Also, he wasn't really almost eaten like I said in the title, he was just almost bitten. I mean, MAYBE he would have gotten eaten, but that's just speculation. And if there's one thing I've learned from the media about writing a good title it's lie your face off, then apologize for it later. Except I'm not apologizing.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Harry, who would have put that croc in a headlock and yelled at it for trying to bite him. BAD CROCODILE -- NO.