Midnight Snack Surprise: Full-Size Human Shaped Lamps

March 7, 2013


This is a series of mannequin lamps by Al-Hamad Design. They're called 'Embarakiya', except I would have called them 'Life of the Party Lamps' but that's just me and I should have gone straight from high school to a successful career in product naming instead of pissing away my time and money in college. My degrees aren't even framed. The lamps have three levels of brightness and are controlled by shaking the hand plus each has a speaker hidden in its torso so you can really freak your roommates out. You should add a motion sensor too so it says things to your them when they pass it at night on the way to the kitchen or bathroom. Things like 'Don't touch my pudding' and 'Remember to put the seat back down.' Or just a blood-curdling scream if you're into the classics.

Hit the jump for a couple more.



Thanks to monchichi, who agrees anything human-shaped in your house after dark that isn't a roommate, friend or lover is bad news. Lovers are particularly good news.

  • Evangelos

    Lamps?! Yeah right... We all know these are really just decoys to be used by Muslim women when escaping their abusive husbands. By the time the husband notices they'll be naturalized citizens of more secular/tolerant countries. Good luck Ladies!

  • Adamant

    When even your furniture has to be the life of the party

  • luxlucetintenebris

    Well the Nazi's used to make lamps out of human tattooed skin, guess this is only marginally better!

  • Only marginally better? What?

  • luxlucetintenebris

    I meant I find it creepy, didn't come out right!

  • Oh.
    Definitely a bit creepy.

  • Closet Nerd

    my wife is a nazi so its okay
    ..... just slayin

  • Closet Nerd

    I would wrap my towel around the head, and make it a "towel-head lamp"
    ..... just sayin

  • Not true story

    You comma spliced your comment, and towel head is two words.
    I would wrap my towel around the head and make it a "towel head lamp" *
    On a side note, congratulations on being a racist prick.

  • Closet Nerd

    damn story i sorry that i, suck at grammer
    ..... just sayin

  • That is just not funny.

  • Closet Nerd

    I am a faggot so it's okay
    ..... just sayin

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