Guy Guides Smoke Ring Around A Beer Bottle By Hand

March 6, 2013

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This is a video of some guy sending a smoke ring he just blew around a beer bottle by guiding it with his hand. Impressive magic skills bro, but you do know Gandalf is a real wizard and can't get cancer, right?

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to khz, who used to smoke but doesn't anymore and said his boners are getting stronger by the day (true story).

  • Billy Rocka

    Smoke Weed Everyday, It keeps the Dr away.

  • Genth

    Hahaha God bless the internet... Hey guys did you know that people die? I know right, HUMAN people die. The most super awesome species and lets face it, the reason the universe exists and we all fucking die??? Somethings gotta be done about this. STOP smoking, drinking, doing drugs, having fun, Eating anything, touching anything, breathing anything, Be sure to wear an anti radiation suit at all times AND STILL DIE OF CANCER or some equally rubbish disease! Pretty cool trick but seriously grow up.. We need to act now so make those babies cut down those trees, burn some fuel, solve this "death" problem and lets get crowded. WEEEEW HEALTH!

  • Tyler AitchKay

    I'd like to point out that this whole thing sparked because I said a sentence-long joke, and everyone got all defensive over it.

  • Closet Nerd

    honestly, anyone defending smoking is a dumbass anyways
    ..... just sayin

  • Nice trick. Hopes he gets to impress many ladies with it ;)

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Let's see if he can guide the cancer out of his body by hand as well

  • $18922249

    I don't smoke, but...

    If someone eats a cheeseburger from a fast food place, or eats a KFC pot pie (which has 17g of trans fats), or jumps from a perfectly fine aircraft, or drinks excessively... you people are nowhere to be found. We all get it. Smoking is bad for you. It gives you cancer. But so does plastic in microwaves, petrol products, household cleaning chemicals, pesticides, etc... . Hell, most meat gives you heart disease of one stripe or another. You people use smoking as this high fucking horse to get on, every time it is mentioned, ever. It's obnoxious.

    So if you are going to crusade against people minding their own fucking business, do it equally and on all fronts of health and wellness. Or don't, I don't care. Just don't be a twat about this one thing.

    Down votes incoming, but that's fine... It needed to be said.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    So? If you know that it's bad for you, then don't smoke it. All of the situations you mentioned, if used/eaten/etc correctly won't have adverse health effects.

    Smokers sure love their strawman arguments. Enjoy the cancer which could have easily been avoided by not smoking.

  • Vladeon

    So... is this a proposed sport for the redneck Olympics in 2014?

  • Grue

    Och he turned me into a newt!
    ...with astounding typing capabilities

  • Dogma

    Was that a JOINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Closet Nerd

    He is a wizard!!! Kill him with fire!
    .... just sayin

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