Electroluminescent Wire Light-Up Neck Ties And Bras

March 11, 2013


Because you're the kind of person who demands attention but doesn't have the charisma or charm to do it without a prop (I wear a propeller beanie), Etsy seller ElectricStyles is selling these $30 electroluminescent neck ties and $60 bras so people will notice you. Do they have a blink mode? *slaps* Of course they have a blink mode!

Wearing Electric Styles new light up ties out is going to give you a confidence like you have never felt before.

Each tie has 2 modes- On and Blinking.

Finally, you can say, "My boob hypnotized a man today."

This bra comes with a 3 mode battery pack- All ON, Slow Strobe, Fast Strobe

* All of our battery packs are interchangeable on all our light up bras!!

Not to brag on her or anything, but I've been hypnotized by boobs WITHOUT a light-up bra before. Or any bra. It was on a topless beach in Florida, and the way this one old lady's tits swung when she walked -- they were like two leather metronomes. If right then somebody had told me to march into the sea and not stop until I drowned, I would have. Thankfully my girlfriend just punched me and told me to stop wolf-whistling.

Hit the jump for a couple more models but be sure to check out the seller's Etsy store for shots of more chicks in glow-bras because you're a pervert.





Thanks to Martin, who doesn't need a glowing neck tie to get attention because he's already dancing on the table waving a bunch of sparklers around.

  • FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

    This is exactly like the scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max is in a fight witrh weird aliens, and trys to get a deaf guy to throw him a gun, but ends up getting pool balls instead.

  • Nice.

  • Prometheus

    Let me just leave this here because these are way to fucking expensive.

  • Jadis

    how is a tie the equivalent of a bra exactly?

  • If I were still a teenage raver I would be all over those awesome bras!

  • $18922249

    I'll just leave this here with you.


  • Closet Nerd

    Can I get a lit-up banana hammock?!
    ......just sayin

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