Crushing Superheroes In Comfort: Crocheted Bane Mask

March 7, 2013


This is the $93 crocheted Bane mask made by Etsy seller Stitch Finder General. It looks pretty accurate. Unfortunately it doesn't come with the jacket, so you're gonna have to hit up the thrift store on your own for that one. Oh -- and get me a corded computer mouse while you're there, but make sure to wear gloves when you touch it. I'm gonna use it to choke my roommate then frame whoever donated it to the thrift store. Actually, forget the gloves. I was just kidding about that plan anyways.

Continue for a couple more shots.





Thanks to PYY, who claims she saw a guy with a Bane mask walking down the street an called the police which is 100% the right thing to do on any day except Halloween (and even then you should use your best discretion).

  • Closet Nerd
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  • Aaron

    Finally! A 'hat' to keep my nose warm!!

  • Closet Nerd

    i need this for my wife, but she probably still wont shut her mouth. whatever, at least she will stop eating so much mcdonalds the fat bitch
    ....just sayin

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Not sure if humorous or sincere.. >-_->

  • cabbo

    Neither - closet nerd has been commenting here for years, and now someone's impersonating him and talking smack about his wife.

    Guy is quite the joker, too. Maybe "at least she will stop eating so much mcdonalds the fat bitch" isn't the most intelligent punchline, but his delivery more than made up for it.

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