Because somebody out there really has a solid concept of what kids want, this is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pet. I'm not sure which particular turtle it's supposed to be, but you I guess you can paint his mask whatever color you want. I'm gonna paint mine yellow and name him Rembrandt, the bastard Ninja Turtle. Plus instead of growing that chia grass I'm gonna grow poison ivy then wait for my roommate to get sunburned and tell him it's aloe. He deserves to suffer.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Thanks to PYY, who wants to know what happens if you only water the thing with ooze. Magic -- that's what.