Cereal Developed For Increased Sexual Performance

March 14, 2013


This is SexCereal, a gender specific granola-mix looking breakfast cereal designed to increase sexual performance. Does it work? No idea. But it does cost $10 per 300-gram bag, while my Apple Jacks only cost $4 for a 400-gram box. Plus have mazes on the back. The male version of SexCereal was blended "to support testosterone and then some" and the female version "to support hormonal balance and then some". I don't know about you, but before I go jumping on the boner-breakfast bandwagon I want to know what that 'and then some' actually is. Is it an erection lasting over eight hours? Because I don't need that. "But I just watched you buy some." I said I didn't need it, not I don't want it.

Thanks to PYY, who agrees the sexiest breakfast is chocolate covered strawberries and champagne in bed. Just don't go dropping any of the strawberries on the sheets or it might look like somebody had an accident, and there's nothing sexy about that.

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