But Why?: The World's Smallest Phone (Is Too Small)

March 12, 2013

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This is the Willcon Phone Strap 2, a confusingly named cell phone that's allegedly the world's smallest. The $380 (WTF?) Tic-Tac box features a 1-inch color screen, flip-up antennae, 2-hours of talk time, and doesn't even have a camera. I'm sorry, but I just don't see the purpose of a phone that's so small you've actually sacrificed functionality for size. I know some people might argue size doesn't matter, but you and I both know there are penises out there that are too small. Thankfully *putting on cool-guy shades* that's not our problem.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to me, for smashing every phone I've ever owned instead of losing them or getting them stolen because at least I got to put them out of their Words With Friends misery myself.

  • Jack

    Buy why? Mmmm... to make calls without having to carry a brick with you? In the brick department there's already plenty of choice, and if you want to take pictures, buy yourself a camera. Some of us like them small.

  • dude holding the phone looks like a turd burglar.

  • rossmossfloss

    Will Ferrell used it back in SNL

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Closet Nerd

    i want to put it in my ass
    ..... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    too small
    .....just sayin

  • ODwanKenObi

    Mer-man!

  • Deksam

    good for the worlds smallest man and woman. 2 people target audience, not good.

  • Carson Green

    Oh god, oh god. This makes me cringe. Literally. Phones havnt looked like this since 2001, let's not go back, now.

  • agatha

    Too bad it's expensive, I would love this if you have a party and you have a small bag with you. Drop this in. Call you friends, at the end call a cab and then switch to you normal phone!

  • Joe Ferschke

    That is pretty cool, I think. But didn't Nokia already make one that size back in the early 2000's?

  • lordpikachu

    easier to stick down your cleavage

  • Meh. My blackberry fits just fine.

  • Closet Nerd

    PROVE IT!!!!
    .....just sayin

  • 大川 JMizu

    or in your butt

  • Rix Trix
  • DugEfrsh34

    as long as I can play snake

  • Brant_Alan

    At least they added that plastic swivel piece that you know doesn't do anything.

  • Leo

    lol awwww, that picture says "hi, i have a small wiener, i'm sorry". and i accept his apology.

  • But the screen will make it look HUGE.

  • I'm sorry, but I just don't see the purpose of a phone that's so small you've actually sacrificed functionality for size. ... http://www.Bestwork68dollar...

  • Michael Guild

    zoolander :D

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