Wouldn't Even Touch: Creepy Mannequin Girl Guitar

February 20, 2013


In thanks for keeping it creepy news, here's an electric guitar made out of a little mannequin girl. A mannequin girl owner Luthier Lou Reimuller takes the time to dress up in different outfits. I have so many questions. Is she part of the band? Just a groupie? If she had arms would that make this any less weird? Because I'm thinking yes, arms would be a good start. An even better start would have been not using a mannequin in the first place. My roommate Dave in college had an acoustic guitar but didn't actually PLAY the guitar, he just liked the way it looked on the stand in his room so he kept his drugs in it. Then one time a buddy who was really good at the guitar came over and before Dave could say anything he'd picked it up and Dave's boner pills spilled out and we all laughed and laughed and pointed right in his face and laughed more and made jokes about how you can't brag about morning wood if it's a leftover 8-hour erection from the night before. He didn't even have a girl over.

Thanks to chichi, who agrees it would have been less creepy as a full-size Ninja Turtle, and that's really saying something.

  • Andras

    Ahahahah FOREVER ALONE...

  • asdfasdfasdf

    you know what'd help the creeper factor even more than arms? using a mannequin that was of age

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    He just LOOKS like the kind of a guy who would make a guitar like this, doesn't he?

  • David Charles Maurice Fraga

    is there any way it can have bigger boobs (DD)/ be asian or look older?

  • RareAwesomeman

    i feel like someone should investigate this guy...maybe check his basement

  • I'm guessing it's an electric guitar - which begs the question: where do you plug the lead?

  • In the upper right picture it actually looks like it might be at a fairly un-pervy place on her back.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    but then whats the point of even making a creepy 15 year old armless schoolgirl guitar if you're gonna go and do a thing like that?

  • AaaronG

    Sound can't be very good...

  • lordpikachu


  • From Les Paul to Les Pedophile >_<

  • Strumming a handicapped schoolgirl's belly button. ಠ_ಠ

  • bobjr94

    Just me or a cute girl with no hands look hot ?

  • asdfasdfasdf

    cute 13 year old girl?

  • Idlethoughts

    Just you, so very just you.

  • bobjr94

    Man. Why does everyone always say that about my ideas

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