Whoa, I'd Wear Those: Futuristic Women's Fashions Each Created From A Single Piece Of Cut Rectangular Fabric

February 7, 2013


This is a video of a woman in her underwear with tape on her boobies so you can't see her nipples trying on different women's fashion pieces each made from a single piece of cut rectangular fabric. A couple of them actually look pretty good. Okay, one of them looks good. "They all look terrible." Look at what you're wearing! "I like what I'm wearing and I don't care what you think -- I'm an individual." Please, that's just something self-conscious embarrassed people say.

Hit the jump for a video of her trying on all the different outfits (complete with side and rear views).

Thanks to Olive, who informed me sweatpants pulled up past my nips doesn't count as a top and I could be in violation of the 'NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE' policy.

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  • CheriDunston

    "No officer, I'm not crazy! I paid $200 for this shirt, I mean dress, er, um... never mind"

  • Cathy Creswell

    OK, the top photo on this page, lower left hand side view of this chick wearing rectangle 'fashions' has VAGINA written all over it in invisible ink. Seriously, it's a vulva onesie.

  • 3_M4N


    wat r u doin?



  • I could see some of these possibly making it into club scenes or being worn by dancers, but I'm pretty sure that the girls vag would be quite visible in half of these outfits

  • High fashion/art is wonderfully weird. There's no way I'd wear those.

  • retardedgenius

    would have been a lot better vid if they had let the rest of Bittersweet Symphony play out...

  • that's just something self-conscious embarrassed people say. ... http://www.kingprofit76doll...

  • futuristic or retarded?

  • thetechnosnob
  • jimmy

    this is a reblogging site...

  • Chris Foral

    I guess that it's kind of like clothes?

  • Closet Nerd

    "No shirt, no shoes, no dice!"
    "Learn it. Know it. Live it."
    ...... just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    it seems like someone doesn't like ANY of my comments
    ..... just sayin

  • You had me at video of a woman. Depressing? BARELY.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I can think of 15 different ways that you could wear a cardboard box but it doesn't make it fashion.


  • GreyGanado

    Define fashion.

  • It does if you put it on a catwalk in Paris.

  • ODwanKenObi

    This is ridiculous. Where are you suppose to put your hands when situations become awkward.

  • Lots of dresses have no pockets. Why do you think most women carry bags?

  • jimmy

    you put your hands in your bag when the situation becomes awkward?

  • Michael James

    The other person's pockets.

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