February 22, 2013


This is a very basic Star Wars family tree designed by ChartGeek and color-coded based on movie appearances/extended universe to to prep not-so-serious-fans for the upcoming films. Not shown: Me and Princess Leia's secret lovechild. "You don't have a love child." Yes I do too. Sadly, Leia (or Lay-Lay as I used to call her) was so ashamed of our love though that she launched him off the planet into space. You might know him as Superman.

Thanks to Jacqueline, who heard I also had a fling with Princess Amidala which is also true. I've never touched a droid though.

  • Wat, Luke has a kid!? So Jedis are as much celibate as Catholic Priests!?!

  • I know you all have things to actually discuss here and argue about... but can we take a moment to realize that Justin Beiber is in that tree?

  • Tyler Rasmussen

    Woah hey, SPOILERS!! I haven't made it to the books where Luke has kids yet! Thanks GW.

  • Dragonshide

    Shimi was impregnated by the force of the emporer's former master.

  • JimmyThr

    A.K.A. force chloroform

  • Closet Nerd

    So, is Chewey like the family dog or somethin?
    .... just sayin

  • jimmy

    That would've been funny if it weren't for the "just saying".

    That phrase is only appropriate if you are presenting a fact; one that other people wouldn't have thought of.

    By using it wrong, you are appearing as an idiot.

    However, f you are using it wrong deliberately, then you are a troll and should be killed in the least humane way possible.

  • Closet Nerd

    I always say ".... just sayin".... I've doing it here for years
    ...... just sayin

  • Guest

    "I's?" Really?!

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