THANKS FOR THE INVITE: Mom Arrested For Hiring Strippers For Son's 16th Birthday Party

February 20, 2013


Because quality parenting is a dying art, a 33-year old mother from South Glens Falls, New York, was recently arrested and charged after hiring two strippers for her 16-year old son's bowling alley birthday party. For reference, when the mother was her son's age she was pregnant with him.

The Nov. 3 party at Spare Time Bowling Alley featured two exotic dancers performing for partygoers as young as 14. The dancers stripped to thong underwear and bras and gave lap dances to some of the teenagers. A photo taken with a cellphone camera shows an upside-down dancer with a teen's head between her knees and her head between his legs.

Police began investigating the party after photos appeared online and stories appeared in the media. Police interviewed many of the 80 people at the part, which took place in a private room that had windows covered with butcher paper.

Endangering the welfare of a child is a misdemeanor that can carry a prison sentence up to one year. According to the law, endangerment occurs when a person "knowingly acts in a manner likely to be injurious to the physical, mental or moral welfare of a child less than 17 years old."

Whoa whoa whoa -- they only danced in thongs and bras? That's not stripping, that's what's considered 'bikini dancing' and completely different than stripping. Real stripping, as I'm sure most of you are aware involves *ripping off tear-away pants* real nudity! "GW? Why is there a piece of paper towel stuck to your penis?" SHOW'S OVER, THROW YOUR TIPS ON THE STAGE AND LEAVE.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, the majority of which expressed disappointment with their own parents for not thinking of this.

  • Don't agree with the idea. But the fact that she can get arrested in this shows how much freedom we don't have in this country. How can the government decide what I can get for my own kid in my own house?

  • Liang Li

    I'm from that town!!!!!! AWESOMEE! GLENS FALLS 4EVER

  • Terry_Jim

    You're only 16 once,
    but herpes is forever.

  • He only came on the pizza

  • i came here too see that pic ass: http://assets.nydailynews.c...

  • Malandros

    Mom of the year for a straight son. They were just exotic dancers. I hope she doesnt get charged.

  • kimastermike

    I'm sure the only reason she got in trouble was because one kid didn't get the invite, and in his jealousy, exercised his humanity and ruined it for everyone else.

  • Right, so seeing women in thongs and bikins is more damaging to your mental health than having your mom put in jail. I honestly do not think that with the level of sex available through media and with the shit in was doing at that age that that is damaging ot the "moral welfare" of a child. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

  • jimmy

    they have bare-chested women on page 3 of newspapers that kids can buy

  • Anodos

    I agree, girls in underwear isnt so bad. Watch this magic trick, though. Reverse the genders in your head. BAM!

  • Idlethoughts

    I think his point is still true, if the daughter was okay with it.

  • melanie hardin

    i just....hate people

  • Bubbubsky

    She had him when she was 17. Is anyone really surprised that she doesn't exercise good judgment?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    well that sucks...all I ever got was a stupid clown. thanks mom

  • I'm sure she just wanted her son to meet a nice girl the same way she met his father - dry humping in a bowling alley for money. <3

  • Hopefully this is just her...
    ( •_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    First strike.

  • Brant_Alan

    That's not even.. That isn't even a pun!

  • LittleBigFace

    My heart sank for a moment because my friend got a stripper for his 16th recently and he was wearing the same shirt and everything. Then I remembered this happened in the UK and the article is New York :-P

  • Balzakify


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