This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It's like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you're gonna want to carry around in a purse. Truthfully, I'm not sure if a device like that would even be capable of carving dildos. Besides, I'm sorry Francesco, but good dildos aren't made, they're found. "Just stop." You see this weird shaped river rock I found? Here, hold it. "Nice weight. Admittedly, it's not bad." Right? It's been in my keister.
Thanks to beeps, who informed me the only good dildo you actually FIND is at the bottom of the bargain bin at the sex store. Really? The last time I looked there weren't anything but banana flavored condoms down there.