A Wild Boozehound Appears: Pokemon Beer Pong Table

February 6, 2013


Because Pokemon and beer pong are both serious business, here's a homemade table combining the two. You can only play beer pong on it though, the Game Boys don't actually play Pokemon. "Aw man, I thought they did." That's because you're an idiot. "I was being facetious." Oh sure, now I look like the idiot. I'm tired of this, somebody stick a fork in me -- I'm down. "Seriously?" No, just gassy.

Thanks to the absolute worst life coach ever, Terry, who convinced me to go buy $40 worth of lotto scratchers last night and I won NOTHING. F***ing zeeeeeeero.

  • theBOSSler

    who knew that level 100 pokemon have only 10 HP

  • LtCmdDudefella

    So no one is going to point out their HP of 10 at level 100?

  • flyingmonkey456

    They could have used two evenly matched Pokemon. Blastoise is obviously going to win that fight.

  • Closet Nerd

    I like the holes for the beer cups too
    ..... although I may be tempted to sodomize them
    [gotta sodomize them all]
    ..... just sayin

  • a wild yuengling appears..

  • Closet Nerd

    Vitamin Y..... I LOVE Yuengling Lager.... America's Oldest Brewery
    ..... just sayin

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