WTF Fashion: Weird Melting Leg/Dripping Paint Tights

January 30, 2013


Women's fashion: it's weird and I don't understand it. There may have been a point in my life when I feel like I WANTED to understand it, but that was back when I was a kid and still trying on my mom's dresses and heels. The late high school/early college years. These are a bunch of tights from URB that make it look like your cyborg crotch is melting/there's paint dripping down your legs. Which makes sense because they're made by dripping latex down a pair of nude (or colored) stockings and letting it dry. So if you want to save yourself $50, that's how you make them. Just don't come blaming me if yours don't turn out as good looking. Why WERE you making them anyways? Please tell me to sell on Etsy and not to wear. "To sell on Etsy and not to wear." YOU'RE LYING TO ME. And do you know what I do when I find out I'm being lied to? "Cry about it?" *sobbing* HOW COULD YOU?!

Hit the jump for a bunch of other colors.









Thanks to PYY, who agrees current fashion trends are pretty much limited to looking as ridiculous as possible, or homeless.

  • Knox

    It looks like Ke$ha pissed herself.

  • AaaronG

    Looks like their underwear melted...

  • L Bruce Olson

    The blood color doesn't work...

  • Guest

    Paint cans need to be labled with "Do not consume".

  • Is it weird if some of these slightly turn me on?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    yes....but suspect you are in the right place for that.

  • agatha

    I think it looks like I've had my periode or something.. Nope I wouldn't buy it at all!

  • Shawn Fedora

    These look like Kei$ha ate crayons/drank paint and crapped her pants.
    Maybe even did a unicorn.
    If they were reversed, (climbing up from the feet), they would be cool.

  • MeggyMonster

    Ummmmm..? *nervously shifts eyes* Help? ... He-he-help?? Anyone? I think... I think I've... *stares at pictures of bleedy goo pants* Ow-ow-ow, brain... hurt... No, don't want. *cowers in corner and covers eyes* Make them go away. > 3<

  • n_a_a_s

    there was a picture of a marathon runner wearing a pair of these floating around the web a while ago ->

  • Nikcnakc

    you wouldn't want to have red ones o.O

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    ...insert explosive diarrhea joke here

  • TheCheapGamer

    Now you just need the "I came" picture.

  • RadXCor

    I'm sorry, are we looking at the retarded tights or the retarded shoes?

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