UndeadTeds: Gruesome Zombified Teddy Bears For Sale

January 25, 2013


What do you get for the kid who already has everything? NIGHTMARES. UndeadTeds are regular teddy bears that have been torn apart and zombified by artist Phillip Blackman. Prices start at around $50 and go up from there depending on the size of the bear and the amount of gore added. Alternatively, take one of your little sister's and make your own. That's what I did. "MOOOOOOOOM!" Becky -- not another word. If you tell mom about this I personally guarantee no boy at school will ever like you until you graduate high school and go away to college. "You wouldn't!" Remember what happened when you snitched to mom that I was playing video games past my bed time? "You told all the kids at school I have a penis and a tail." And? "And that I could hang from both like an opossum." Haha, that was GOOD. One day you're going to appreciate me as an older brother.

Hit the jump for a bunch more bears.







Thanks to my buddy Terry, who told me when he was younger he used to hide his drugs in a hollowed-out teddy bear. Me? I used to hide mine in the board game boxes in my closet. I can't tell you how many times I got grounded on family game night.

  • Guest

    I do wonder if the artist also makes toaster cozies?

  • Grimoire

    Lovely - but I'd suggest a comparable feature on the Quiet Room Bears - delightfully disturbing!

  • Zombified, but they are still really cute.

  • QuietRoomBears

    I've been making the Quiet Room Bears for about 12 years now. Great minds think alike, I suppose. I've been luck enough to have a couple actors from the Elm Street series become fans and now own some of mine and have helped to promote mine a little bit.

  • MeggyMonster

    $50!? For real? I could make one of those for less using grandma's old sewing kit and some Halloween decorations. Heck, I can even add real blood since I poke my fingers so damn much when I sew. :P

    Besides the cost, these still look really cool.

  • I made this in 2007!

  • blah

    I am having flash backs from Conker's Bad Fur Day....

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