UndeadTeds: Gruesome Zombified Teddy Bears For Sale

January 25, 2013

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What do you get for the kid who already has everything? NIGHTMARES. UndeadTeds are regular teddy bears that have been torn apart and zombified by artist Phillip Blackman. Prices start at around $50 and go up from there depending on the size of the bear and the amount of gore added. Alternatively, take one of your little sister's and make your own. That's what I did. "MOOOOOOOOM!" Becky -- not another word. If you tell mom about this I personally guarantee no boy at school will ever like you until you graduate high school and go away to college. "You wouldn't!" Remember what happened when you snitched to mom that I was playing video games past my bed time? "You told all the kids at school I have a penis and a tail." And? "And that I could hang from both like an opossum." Haha, that was GOOD. One day you're going to appreciate me as an older brother.

Hit the jump for a bunch more bears.

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Thanks to my buddy Terry, who told me when he was younger he used to hide his drugs in a hollowed-out teddy bear. Me? I used to hide mine in the board game boxes in my closet. I can't tell you how many times I got grounded on family game night.

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