Tying Ties Is Hard When You're Drunk: Wooden Bow Ties

January 2, 2013


You know what the problem with bow ties is? They're hard to tie. Plus they don't really look good on anybody but James Bond and Bill Nye and SPOILER: you aren't either "But..." BUT NOTHING, HIPSTER. Enter The Two Guys Bow Tie Company, which makes $55-$65 wooden bow ties with different woods and patterns so you at least don't have to worry about tying them anymore. The looking good part though -- that's entirely on your shoulders. Or, should I say, BETWEEN them. Get it? Because that's where the bow tie goes. But seriously I'd work on your face first.

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of weird necks and chins.








Thanks to Nate, who told me he nearly choked himself out one time trying to tie a bow tie. Ahahahahahaha, same. :/

  • Lizzy Adams

    MY husband love bowtie. He would be sooo happy if he has this.

    Landscaping Sacramento

  • Rob Sisk

    Think geek has one for around $30 or so. Got it for a birthday gift a few months back. I've never received a negative comment while wearing it. http://www.thinkgeek.com/pr...


    What an expensive way to look like an idiot.

  • Nölff

    That hipster model should shave.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Cool idea, but stupid expensive. I could make one in 30 minutes for less than $5.

  • Brian Mangan

    I like bowties. bow ties are cool. and sadly they dont appear to have large blue wooden box pattern on any of the above ties=-(

  • Bow ties are cool.
    The Doctor says so, so it must be true.

  • Blinghamstar

    Those are about $40 - $50 overpriced.

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