Tying Ties Is Hard When You're Drunk: Wooden Bow Ties

January 2, 2013

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You know what the problem with bow ties is? They're hard to tie. Plus they don't really look good on anybody but James Bond and Bill Nye and SPOILER: you aren't either "But..." BUT NOTHING, HIPSTER. Enter The Two Guys Bow Tie Company, which makes $55-$65 wooden bow ties with different woods and patterns so you at least don't have to worry about tying them anymore. The looking good part though -- that's entirely on your shoulders. Or, should I say, BETWEEN them. Get it? Because that's where the bow tie goes. But seriously I'd work on your face first.

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of weird necks and chins.

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Thanks to Nate, who told me he nearly choked himself out one time trying to tie a bow tie. Ahahahahahaha, same. :/

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