Tentacles, They're What's For Dinner: The Octopizza Pie

January 31, 2013


Great, now I'm jealous my oven coil doesn't glow pink.

This is the Octopizza Pie made by Instructables user donedirtcheap. It's basically a bunch of tentacle-shaped pepperoni covered breadsticks that you can dip into the main marinara filled body. Man, I don't know about you, but I LOVE dipping foods. Plus if you announce that you're sick and then double-dip right in front of everyone nobody else will want anymore and then it's all yours. "You're a real jerk, you know that?" I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me CHEWING WITH MY MOUTH OPEN.

Hit the jump for a couple shots of the finished product including a closeup because a further away shot would be silly.



Thanks to Collider, who made a squid pizza once but it looked gross and nobody wanted to eat it. Yeaaaah, don't show to my Super Bowl party with that, k?

  • um.... That is a cool concept, but maybe master the role of convection oven before you take on the world, sweetheart. Those pepperoni slices look burnt as shit. Coming from a Chef....and all....

  • Suarga

    If it was a pasta dish you could've named it Octopious. Wasted potential.

  • Rangasoup

    [Obligatory humorous tentacle hentai comment]

  • Sean Zi

    Scrub that Damn Pan!!! GROSS!!!!!!

  • Bubbubsky

    As much as I love pizza, especially thick-crust pizza like this, and pepperoni...I can only begin to imagine how many calories and how much saturated fat are in this.
    It is pretty damn cool, though.

  • Guest

    Awesome idea for a pizza pie. Hmmm...I do wonder if cheese-filled tenticles would be a good attribute?

  • b0g


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