A 16-year old girl and her 15-year old BFF (and future cellmate) used prescription sleeping pills to lace the milkshakes of the 16-year old's parents so they would fall asleep and the girls could use the internet after their 10PM 'no internet use' curfew. Presumably to webcam topless.
The parents woke up in the middle of the night feeling "really groggy" with "hangover symptoms," [Lieutenant Lon] Milka said, but had not been drinking.
Investigators later learned the girls crushed prescription sleeping pills and put them in the milkshakes so the parents would fall asleep and they could use the Internet past the 10 p.m. curfew.
The parents didn't end up drinking all of the milkshakes because it was "kind of gritty" and "really funny tasting," Milka said.
Milka said it was unclear what websites the girls accessed while the parents were asleep.
"It's the first I've ever heard of it," he said. "Kids are crazy these days."
Kids aren't just crazy these days, lieutenant, they're LUNATIC INSANE. I really fear for the future of society. Full disclosure: but only until I die, then I don't care what happens because IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE. I'm gonna be way too busy trying to find a way to ninja my way over the top of the Pearly Gates.
Video news report after the jump.
Thanks to The Great and Powerful Evil Ares, who's so great and powerful and evil his parents don't even question him when he's perusing the 'Casual Encounters' section of Craigslist after his bedtime.