Because this is the world I don't want to live in anymore, here's a SpongeBob SquarePants p0rn parody called SpongeKnob Squarenuts. :( I posted the suitable for work preview video after the jump, but the company that made it posted the first part of the actual video on their website. I'm not linking to that though, so you'll have to follow the links back if you want to see it. But before you do, I want you to stand in front of the bathroom mirror, stare yourself directly in the eyes, and repeat this three times: "I'm about to watch a SpongeBob p0rn parody, my parents must be so proud." If you still want to watch it afterwards, have at it, you're beyond my help (but I'm still going to tell your mom what you did).
Hit the jump for the preview.
Thanks but no thanks to everyone who sent this.