This is Sam. Sam is an all white cat with a black tail and eyebrows. Sure they're not very good looking brows, but what did you expect from a cat? They're the kind of eyebrows you'd expect to see on a girl who's plucked hers to the point they're not there anymore and has to draw them on but has completely forgotten what the f*** an eyebrow is supposed to look like. I know a girl like that, you know what we call her? "From Jersey." Haha, close -- the Joker. I'm kidding we call her Allison because that's her name. Hopefully she's not reading today.
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Thanks to my pal Terry, whose gecko has EYELASHES, so take that, Sam! He is my Godson.