Sadness: Company Offering Fake Facebook Girlfriends

January 21, 2013

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In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who knows how tedious it is maintaining their own fake Facebook girlfriend, a Brazilian company is now offering virtual relationships for a weekly fee (Note: this isn't a new business concept, just the latest iteration. I previously covered other fake Facebook girlfriend services HERE and HERE). For $39 you get an 'In a relationship with Suzy McHottypants' and ten comments a week. Wait, ten comments -- that's it? I'll be your virtual girlfriend for half that price and FLOOD YOUR WALL talking about your magical your peenor is. It's like, a unicorn horn but ever MORE specular. Have any of you other girls seen it? BECAUSE I'LL CUT YOU IF YOU HAVE. Back off my man, skanks!

Thanks to le beebs, who's not sure which is sadder -- paying for a fake Facebook girlfriend, or making your own (it's making your own -- that makes you a genuinely crazy person).

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