This is a couple seconds of that giant squid video that's supposed to come out later this month. This clip was aired on some morning news program, where Miami correspondent Doug Herpaderp had this to say: "Of course, after yesterday's news of the baby giant squid and this one, I will be rethinking my morning dip in the Miami Beach waters here after this newscast." Oh, morning news program, you never fail to remind me why I get all my news online.
According to [giant squid team leader] Kubodera, they live "a solitary existence, swimming about all alone in the deep sea. It doesn't live in a group, so when I saw it, well, it looked to me like it was rather lonely."
"It looked to me like it was rather lonely." See? That's how they get you. One minute it's looking all lonely and you're starting to feel sorry for it, next thing you know it's humping your sub to pieces.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Slasha Slim and big sexy, both their real birth names. Lucky!