Jewelry That Forces You To Make Different Gestures

January 30, 2013


This is a collection of jewelry designed by artist Jennifer Crupi that forces the wearer to make a particular gesture. You know, just in case you want to always be pointing but don't have the willpower to do it on your own. There's a bunch of different versions after the jump, my favorite of which I'm actually modeling right now. "You're wearing a toilet paper tube around your wrist and flipping me off." It's making me! "But there's nothing attached to your fingers." ...What if I told you it uses brainwaves?

Hit the jump for a bunch more.









Thanks to LeAnn, who kept making this one gesture at me but I didn't know what it meant. "It meant leave." Rude!

  • This goes out of the ordinary .

  • $20676163

    I could see this becoming a thing in the BDSM community. Other than that, I can't see the benefits of heavily restricted movement in an average person's day-to-day :p


    waste of money

  • Ryan Ong

    How is this "jewellery"?

  • CheriDunston

    They should make them in children's sizes so you don't have to worry about them grabbing things off shelves or breaking things while you shop... Also would make it harder for siblings to fight with each other :)

  • Robot

    I find most stupid inventions at least slightly ingenious and mostly impractical, but I don't see ANY point in these. Can someone tell me a purpose? Even a stupid purpose?

  • jimmy

    for when you want to pretend to be a statue..? that's possibly the only purpose.

  • defeated

    Seem more like Medical Apparatus that is made for high end (rich) clients.

    Granted i don't know what you'd have broken to wear the lot of these but still

  • lordpikachu

    taking laziness to a whole new level

  • Old Soul

    ...don't you see, it's the beginning of the end???

  • soooo wheres the one that gestures the "bird"? id pay for that one!
    oh wait no i wouldnt.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I don't think you need jewelry to help you with that maneuver

  • JJtoob

    You got me at "forces".

  • frypot


  • ForestSilverwood

    Some of these should be used in place of prison time.

  • AaaronG

    The first one is great. The others... eh, not so much.

  • Dani

    Jewelry? In what parallel universe?

  • This is stupid.

  • McfeelySmackup

    Is it stupid, or is it GENIUS??

    no,'re right. It's stupid

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