Damn Mother Nature, You Crueler Than My Old Day Care: Man Frees Mouse, Immediately Snatched Up By Hawk

January 11, 2013

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Note: Every screencap I tried to take sucked, you'll just have to spend the minute watching the video. Or not, I'm not here to tell you what to do, I'm here to report your activity to the boss.

This is a video of a guy releasing the mouse he managed to capture that had been plaguing his sleep for the past week. Unfortunately for Mickey, he barely gets 30-feet before being snatched up by a hawk. Mother Nature: she's a cold, cruel mistress. And an even colder lover. No lie, one time she and I were making out in the back of Father Time's station wagon and when I touched her boob my whole hand got frostbite. Then she started unbuttoning my pants so I faked an asthma attack and ran home.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who lives for shit like this because his life is really sad.

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