Damn Mother Nature, You Crueler Than My Old Day Care: Man Frees Mouse, Immediately Snatched Up By Hawk

January 11, 2013


Note: Every screencap I tried to take sucked, you'll just have to spend the minute watching the video. Or not, I'm not here to tell you what to do, I'm here to report your activity to the boss.

This is a video of a guy releasing the mouse he managed to capture that had been plaguing his sleep for the past week. Unfortunately for Mickey, he barely gets 30-feet before being snatched up by a hawk. Mother Nature: she's a cold, cruel mistress. And an even colder lover. No lie, one time she and I were making out in the back of Father Time's station wagon and when I touched her boob my whole hand got frostbite. Then she started unbuttoning my pants so I faked an asthma attack and ran home.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who lives for shit like this because his life is really sad.

  • painweaver

    Somebody get that ginger out of the sun!!

  • Brett R

    I guess gingers do have souls...

  • Greg

    No, they don't. He was doing this to promote ginger awareness and lure us into a false sense of security.

  • Idlethoughts

    "The best laid schemes of mice and men
    Go often awry"

  • Guest

    Life saved and taken away in less than a minute. Mothernature is stubborn as she is cruel. XD

  • $15762351

    What's the deal with these "animals getting killed" videos today? What's any of this got to do with "gadgets, gizmos and awesome"?

  • Turbosloth

    Once they all go extinct we'll have to recreate them as robot animals, its good footage for the archive.

  • chris

    nature is awesome

  • Bubbubsky

    Nature IS awesome, but it still makes me sad to see animals getting killed (even if it is perfectly natural and part of the environment).
    Animal abuse, on the other hand, makes me want to repeatedly jam pitchforks in the people who participate.

  • DoubleFish

    Oh the circle of life...

  • Evangelos

    Sadly awesome. He (soldier) should at least get credit for feeding a hungry hawk...

  • crisimikiwiki

    CGI. I believed a similar video once.

    But that soldier is definitely not real.

  • lam

    maybe something like this?


  • JustSayin

    Hilariously horrible.

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