Counter-Surveillance Stealth Wear To Avoid Detection

January 15, 2013

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Stealth Wear is a line of counter-surveillance clothing designed by Adam Harvey to help avoid detection by the government or whoever the hell else might be hunting you down. The Illuminati? Probably not, you're not that important. A jilted ex-girlfriend MAYBE, but don't kid yourself, she's probably already moved on to a dude with nicer privates. "Ouch." The truth hurts, brobro! The goods:

The anti-drone hoodie and anti-drone scarf: garments designed to thwart thermal imaging, a technology used widely by UAVs.


The XX-shirt: a x-ray shielding print in the shape of a heart, that protects your heart from x-ray radiation

And the Off Pocket: an anti-phone accessory that allows you to instantly zero out your phone's signal

Listen: if you have a drone after you, I'm not sure now's the time to go shopping for a new anti-thermal imaging wardrobe. And if you know IN ADVANCE there might be a drone after you in the near future, well, you're probably James Bond and should just ask Q for whatever you need. Oooh -- and tell him I need something to help unclasp those tricky little hooks that hold a girl's bra on. By the time I finally get them undone the girl's already back from the bathroom and catches me wearing the f***ing thing.

Thanks to Brucie, who hides the old fashioned way: in plain sight wearing a fake beard and mustache. Classic!

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