Come On, No Motor Oil?: Manly-Scented Bar Soap

January 24, 2013


This is a series of soap bars called Man Hands, they're supposed to smell like things dudes like. Stuff like cash, fresh-cut grass, beer, baseball gloves, fire and dirt. Each bar will set you back $7 and doesn't come with any sort of guarantee they'll make you more manly. That's why you need to buy my soap instead. My stuff is made to smell like the stuff REAL tough-ass dudes like me are used to smelling. Things like dragon blood, the freshly pissed pants of an enemy, old grizzly witch's nips and BROADSWORDS. "What's a broadsword smell like?" Here, smell mine. "You're going to cut off my nose, aren't you?" That was the plan, yes. "But why?" *sobbing* I just don't like you!

Hit the jump for shots of all the other scents (including urinal cake, mmmmmm!).





Thanks to Jason, who I'm pretty sure is affiliated with the company and needs to send me a case of margarita soap pronto.

  • mkimbee

    Well, whomever doesn't love the smell of topsoil, log cabins, bonfires, muscle rub, coffee, fresh cut grass, baseball glove, or red wine is obviously a terrible person. I love all of those smells. You should totally make one that smells like it does after it rains.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    How about a slight variation on that, the smell of a just finished storm. The same but with more ozone.

  • mkimbee

    George Takei's fragrance 'Eau My' kinda smells like that. I am a lady and I still wear the shit out of it.

  • Guest

    How do you put a bonfire in a soap bar? hmm...anyway I'll take the bacon soap.

  • Fercho Salinas

    I think "Cannabis" and "Brewed Coffee" scents are up to EVERYONE =P

  • Adamant

    Motor oil is in the aftershave line of products

  • Mad_Man1

    They don't have motor oil cause only real men work on cars*breathes in* ahhh motor oil

  • Zach V

    Nothing says manly like grinding up politicians to turn into soap.

  • Joel

    I'm sure my boss would love it when I show up to work reeking of cannibis or beer scented soap, not to mention any police that might pull me over.

  • Rangasoup

    I'd rather smell like a urinal mint instead of a Republican.

  • ZerglingPack

    So are they grinding up Republicans and Democrats? And when you choose a political party are you granted the scent?

  • Johnnyaviator

    tyler the creator about snapped when he was given the bacon scented one

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    where is "Sex With Drunken Bar Skank"?

  • How is margarita a manly scent?

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