Big Adventure: Pee-Wee Herman Bicycling Skinsuit

January 30, 2013


This is the $150 Pee-Wee Herman inspired bicycling skinsuit from Podium Cycling. It makes you look like Pee-Wee Herman. Not in the face though, so you're going to have to wear a mask. Then whenever you show up somewhere you can tell everyone Large Marge sent you. Get it? That was from the movie -- I was being relevant. "I'm sorry, you're just so rarely on topic it kind of comes as a surprise." Right? You have no idea how close this article was to being about my little sister not getting up in time for school today.

Hit the jump for a straight shot of the front and back.


Thanks to Karsten, who agrees the best cycling skinsuit is the one you were born with. Except in my case, but only because I can't risk getting my johnson caught in the gears.

  • Sean Zi

    It needs a velcro crotch and a movie-ticket pocket!!!

  • $18922249

    Whatever... I think this shit is awesome.

  • Lee

    Damn I spent a week trying to assure friends that Mr Rogers n Pee-wee Herman weren't pedophiles and THIS comes out?

    Why not also attach a news article of a man that resembles Mr Rogers being arrested in a childrens park while were here?

  • Dsembr

    It's like I'm wearing nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Stupid sexy Flanders.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I would wear this and attach a popcorn bucket to the crotch

  • n_a_a_s

    and I would........ I would.......... want..... some buttery popcorn?

  • n_a_a_s

    DAMNIT they're laughing at me, aren't they?

  • n_a_a_s

    when being made fun of just isn't enough, wearing this will surely get your ass kicked just about anywhere

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    seeing how its a cycling skin-suit I would say it will surely get your ass run over by at least 3 different cars.

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