An Urn That Lets You Rise From Your Ashes....As A Tree

January 18, 2013

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Just like a Phoenix, but waaaaaay less badass.

Hey -- you ever wanted to be a tree? Well now you can (provided you're dead) thanks to the $225 Spiritree, a biodegradable urn that feeds a tree planted in the middle WITH YOUR BURNT-ASS REMAINS. I can't wait to be a mighty oak! "GW? Your ashes will probably be so toxic you'd kill the tree." Haha, I will kill all plant life within two square miles.

Thanks to lilco, who wants to be shot into the sun. Well obviously that's my first choice too.

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