AHAHAHAHAHA, My God You're Doing It So Wrong: Man Has $230,000 Gold Shirt Made To Attract Women

January 7, 2013


Metal Gear Not So Solid.

This is Pimpri-Chinchwad native and number one stunna Datta Phuge modeling the $230,000 22-karat gold shirt he had made to help attract women. It weighs in at around seven pounds but feels much, much heavier on my heart. Datta also sports several additional pounds of gold necklaces and bracelets, hoping to secure his title as 'The Gold Man of Pimpri' and not 'That Indian Mr. T' like we're all actually going to call him. Tough break.

The money-lender, from Pimpri-Chinchwad, says the shirt took a team of 15 goldsmiths two weeks to make working 16 hours a day creating and weaving the gold threads.

It comes complete with its own matching cuffs and a set of rings crafted from left-over gold.

"I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?" he explained.

You know, generally I have a hard time feeling bad for rich people, but good lord -- this poor bastard. I wouldn't trade places with him for anything, and that says a lot because my cable and internet are supposed to be cut off by the end of the day for not paying the bill. Then what will I do for entertainment? SPOILER: hunt and kill bugs around the house. And I still wouldn't want to be that guy. Just marinate on that for a second.

Hit the jump for an Indian news report.

Thanks to Michelangelo (THE Michelangelo -- like the Ninja Turtle?!), Sizer and austin, who all had platinum shirts made and wound up going back to yell at the jeweler after their whole bodies turned green but the jeweler was already living on a beach somewhere in Mexico by then.

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  • Don Ball

    Major fail. What a goof. What a rich goof. All that's missing is him being a Bagel Head.

  • mpua_n@hotmail.com

    You're wrong my friend, he is doing it right. Heh.

  • Hard Restart

    One link says £14,000 the other says $230,000-- which is it? I want to know how disgusted I should be. I'm inclined to assume the LA Times writer added an extra zero (£ 14,000 = $23,000 after rounding). Either way, I'm happy this guy accomplished one of his dreams. Hope he gets humped.

  • RDarker

    All gold ere thang. Trinidad James is gonna be mad.

  • It's the infamous Indian Ron Swanson!

  • kurgen99

    Not as nice as Mithril.

  • Jim Lehmann

    bet that 'stache is a helluva clit tickler

  • dahasn

    Dude, it's 23,000! Get it right, dammit!

  • $18922249

    I think that shit is awesome. Not saying that I would wear it... but good for this guy.

  • He's from a place called 'PIMPRI'?? AND his last name's 'PHUGE'???????


  • Dubya25

    fuck u racist

  • Geigh

    And yet they hate America for our decadent ways...


  • http://indiatoday.intoday.i...

    ^ was not made to attract women. still a waste though.

  • martinlaso

    Mr t should Kick his Ass!

  • Matticus Morgan

    And this is my parents always told me to eat my dinner because there were starving children in India thanks to people like this guy....

  • asdfadsfadfs

    yeah rich bastard stealing all the wealth from everybody else. he should get burned alive like any indian with more money than their peers

    " I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but rich people are all for nonviolence. Why wouldn’t they be? They’ve got what they want. They want to make sure people don’t take their stuff. But the principle of empathy recognizes that there are more subtle forms of violence to which we are answerable. The spirit of empathy condemns not only the use of firehoses and attack dogs to keep people down but also accountants and tax loopholes to keep people down. I’m not saying that what Enron executives did to their employees is the moral equivalent of what Bull Connor did to black folks, but I’ll tell you what, the employees at Enron feel violated. When a company town sees its plant closing because some distant executives made some decision despite the wage concessions, despite the tax breaks, and they see their entire economy collapsing, they feel violence"

    obama was talking about ghandi here and his gold suit from his techsupport empire keeping the people of india impoverished and oppressed

  • dx_xb

    Read this twice, still couldn't find your point

  • wan

    i bet he gets the hottest guy any of you have ever seen!!

  • Andrew Godsey

    Brown Ron Swanson.

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