You Seriously Need Some New Friends, Brobro: Guy Pushes Buddy Overboard With Giant Shark Nearby

December 17, 2012


This is a short video of a group of friends who were out wakeboarding in the ocean when one dude pushes another guy overboard WITH A BIG-ASS SHARK NEARBY. Now I have no concept of what kind of that shark that was, or if it's even dangerous to humans, but it was definitely LARGE. Man, I would have pooped my wetsuit so hard you'd have to call it a muddysuit. Then crawled back in the boat, thrown my "buddy" overboard, chummed the water with my own blood, and sped off toward shore. You can't prank the prank king!

Hit the jump for a video of the best friends ever.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who I would have done the exact same thing to except with more bloody pig heads and cinderblocks tied to his legs.

  • UlsterSaysNo

    I'm Northern Irish. Those are Northern Irish accents. We don't have dangerous sharks. Period.

  • I saw this a few days ago and I fucking damn near flipped my shit! If anyone did that to me I would be all cute and shit til we hit dry land and then I would beat them into a pile of dog food. These kids are arguably the biggest assholes on the face of the planet and I would do everything I could to fucking distance myself from them, after I beat them to death that is.
    Fucking goddamned idiots,

  • disqus_f77TKPv3Ky

    you can see the shark make a turn at the end, almost to lunge for the guy, dont thnk its a basking shark..

  • Jadis

    basking shark still have the potential to have a mouth big enough to fit a person in. Assuming the big fish didn't dive after getting a mouth full of wet suit covered man one might be able to get away without missing limbs. However, still not something fun to experience. Or one could simply be swallowed whole and be the source of the sharks later indigestion.

  • Obviously they know it's harmless, if they were in a little dinghy and it was a dangerous shark they wouldn't be laughing so hard. Dude was caught off guard and the shark almost swam into him, I'd freak out too!

  • Nick

    I don't care what kinda shark it is, If you push me into the middle of the ocean and a big ass shark is near, if I make it back into the boat i'll be throwing da hands!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rory MacLeod

    Only a basking shark - completely harmless. They would have done more damage to the shark than it would have done to them.

  • JJtoob

    Of course, everyone knows that! Including those guys.

  • PsyX

    Actually this shark is armless. It's a Basking Shark. They eat

  • Ana

    so... it can give a hi5?

  • JJtoob

    I don't care if you say they are "armless", I still wouldn't get close to them. Wikipedia says they feed by swimming close to the surface with their mouths open, you think he'll go, "hmm, tastes like a human, better spit him out".

  • It unly eats plinkton, bru.

  • Anodos

    Gee, thanks. Everyone watch out for the armless shark! Dont worry, that human is finless.

  • Evil Ash

    It's funny because I think that actually IS a vegetarian shark, as in it only eats plankton and things like that - a filter feeder. You can kind of see its mouth when it comes up. I'm going to assume they knew what type of shark they were dealing with... I hope.

  • no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

  • $18922249


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