YOU FOOLS: Large Hadron Collider To Be Testing High Voltage Collisions On The End Of The Mayan Calendar

December 7, 2012


NOTE: Old article, April Fool's joke. Actual testing schedule HERE. Boy is my face red (I'm trashed).

Despite all my hoping and praying, the world isn't going to end on December 21st. Or at least it wasn't going to until the scientists at CERN decided to test the Large Hadron Collider that day! *breaking out party hats and noise makers* Apocalypse party!

Scientists at CERN have announced test dates for the rest of the year, as well as some curious dates can be found in the upcoming schedule. Starting Monday, December 17, 2012 and going through Friday, December 21, 2012, CERN will be launching and running a series of collisions, which are predicted to break records in high voltage collisions already set by the LHC. With these experiments, the scientists are hoping to create atomic reactions that would provide further information about anti-matter, and the big bang.

Hell yeah, the end of the world! It's just like that R.E.M. song. "It's The End of the World?" What? No -- Losing My Religion. Get your head in the game, brobro.

Thanks to joe, who -- wait, where you going with that gun in your hand? (Jimi Hendrix reference -- this post turned into a musical extravaganza!)

  • Should I be there for when Cthulhu arrives? Do squid demons like top hats?

  • disqus_xbmcgmPR4l

    there is no end to the Mayan calendar - it's cyclical

  • Jim

    sigh.... so this is how its going to end... so much for zombies.

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  • Jobbyjoo

    This was an april fools joke...

  • Evil Ash

    Uh... the articles from April 1st... and you... and now... oh boy.

  • Kevin

    Cool. I love a good self-fulfilling prophecy!

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