Yoda Tattoo With Lightsaber That Glows Under Blacklight

December 6, 2012


This is some Star Wars fan's Yoda tattoo with glowing lightsaber inked by tattoo artist Kenneth Bryan of Intimate Body Art Studios. Clearly the studio doesn't ONLY perform intimate body art, because this tattoo is giving me zero boners. Now a tattoo of a boob on a buttcheek -- that's intimate. I like how Yoda's eyes glow too. And his -- wait -- why are you nails glowing, Yoda? Is there something you want to tell us? "Only clear strengthening polish, it is." Like hell it is bro, you paint your nails! You wearing panties under that robe too? "Going commando, I am. Herh herh herh!" I'll let myself out.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who doesn't go to the gym but does turn the lights off and swing his two lightsabers around in the dark like a total spaz.

  • McfeelySmackup

    So as long as we've got the UV ink out, let's use it for his eyes and nails too...because that makes perfect sense. Even more sense than the light saber being the wrong color and looking like a giant cheeto.

  • Kenneth Bryan

    Thanks for sharing this ..... though, I am not sure if it was posted because you "like" the piece or you don't ;-)

  • Yoda looks like an old gremlin and a bat were mixed together in a teleporter ..

  • Ryan Chong

    Yoda uses a green lighter saber

  • Pyrblaze

    My tattoo artist told me UV tattoos were bad for you *starts googling* Dang it! He just didn't want to buy the ink!

  • Eric Stodolnik

    too bad lazer tag places dont let you play with your shirt off.
    (trust me... they dont)

  • I, briefly, thought that Yoda's lightsaber was a euphemism for Yoda's penis. I'm glad I was wrong.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    now I am disappointed that you were.

  • I really didn't want to see tiny, green, Yoda wang.

  • Shane Anderson

    I have one too! Its called a highlighter

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