That's It, I'm Getting Married: Zelda Wedding Bands

2 ideas:

1) There can be 3 rings, each with a triforce on it, for those who like polygamy

2) In the case of a divorce, the documents should have, "Another quest will start from here"

I'm going to make my wife buy me one.

Why do you want an inscription with It's dangerous, go alone???

The full text in the game is "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" as you are offered the wooden sword. You just don't see "to" due to the curvature of the ring.

Because that's what you are told. It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!

i want.

cause i'm marrying myself.