Ahahahaha, that's how I stare too!
This is the spaceship bunk bed built by a loving father for his five-year old son, Finn. The command center with all the buttons and switches is actually an old video switcher from a local TV station that Finn's dad's buddy pulled out of the dumpster behind their building. You know what they say: one local news station's old video switcher is some otherkid's fake rocketship cockpit. "Nobody says that." You watch -- it's gonna be like the YOLO of 2013. Man, I wish I had a rocketship bed.
Me: This is Spaceship Starrytits, come in Uranus.
Roommate: STFU AND GO TO BED.
Me: I couldn't hear you, please repeat, over.
*roommate bursts through door with knife*
Me: Copy that, switching to radio silence.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Thanks to me, for taking it upon myself to go explore the internet on my own because the tip line is running drier than a mummy boner.