Pure Sadness: The Top 10 Google Searches Of 2012

December 12, 2012


These are the top 10 "trending" (search queries with the highest amount of traffic over a sustained period in 2012 as compared to 2011) global Google search and Google image searches for 2012. All in all, a pretty depressing collection. Surprisingly absent from the list were "sustainable energy", "Geekologie Writer penis so big it has its own cell phone tower" and "progress in cancer research." F***ing Gangnam Style -- I want off this rock. Google also compiled the top searches (including categories like events, people, movies and tv shows, etc) for individual countries, which you can access HERE if you think that might make you feel better, which it won't. It's a shame too because I started today pretty optimistic and now I've managed to slip back down to cripplingly depressed and it's not even 9:30. Definitely feels like a drink on my lunch break kind of day. "What day doesn't?" High-five to that! I'm feeling better already.

Thanks to SpikedPoppedCollar (I don't even know what that means but I don't approve) and Tom, who don't search for things online, online things search for THEM. Creepy!

  • Closet Nerd

    why no dildos?

  • Closet Nerd

    needs more dildos

  • Closet Nerd

    and hot sauce

  • Mighty Molecule

    of course it's obviously filtered, anyone who uses google knows that typing in any name auto-completes in the word "feet" - fucking foot fetish weirdos on that shit 25/8...

    obvious omissions include:

    glee ruins classics
    lindsay lohan no areolae

  • Proteon

    No Mario Brothers?

  • How is 'bum trumpet' not on this list?

  • Kevin

    Or "nip slips" for that matter. How is that not a trend?

  • Kevin

    This shit has to be filtered to make it PG. How is "Scarlett Johansson sext pics" not in there? But even as a trend. You all know you searched for it, if not other famous leaks.

  • Louis

    These are not the most searched. These are the "trending," meaning the search terms with the biggest jump from 2011-2012. It says it right at the top of the PDF you linked to.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    google so filters these results. boobs is nowhere to be found

  • i've googled minecraft Hogwarts castle .....

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Why would religious tolerance be a search? Tolerating religion is as dumb as any of those other top searches (Save for Michael Clarke Duncan)

  • n_a_a_s

    shockingly not in first place: GEEKOLOGIE

  • jimmy

    we all have it saved as a favourite

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