Preserved Dinosaur Foot (Jk Jk Some Old Extinct Bird)

December 17, 2012

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This is the preserved foot of a Moa, a large flightless bird native to New Zealand that went extinct around 1500. It looks like a dinosaur foot. That's what I like so much about it. If I had to pick the one thing that I like the most about this foot it's that it looks like a dinosaur's. And dinosaur feet, I'm sure we can all agree, are the sexiest kind of feet. Hobbit feet are low on the sexy scale. Anything considered a paw is a 0. Flippers? Flippers can go either way.

Thanks to Marley, who told me to close my eyes and imagine that thing giving me a back scratch which I did and then passed out in ecstasy.

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