OMG, Win It For Me!: Arcade Claw Machine w/ Cat Inside

December 4, 2012


This is a claw machine in a Russian arcade that some cat has decided to call home. Or maybe it's an actual prize, I dunno. What I do know is there's no way in hell you'll ever pick that kitty up with THAT WEAK-ASS CLAW. You'll have to lure him down into the prize bin with treats. Trust me, I'm a claw machine professional. Proof of some of my winnings HERE. And for the record, yes, that's a bullwhip in the front, and yes, it came out of a claw machine. One time I took it over to a friend's place to show off and then his girlfriend came home and was all, "What have you two been up to in here?!" and he and I winked at each other and we all three had a good laugh about it. The dildos she found though -- those were way harder to explain away.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Quom, who claims he actually saw a child get stuck in a claw machine once and laughed in the parent's face for failing at parenting so hard. You gotta keep an eye on those little boogers.

  • Guest

    sail cat!

  • disqus_k8fPntj5m7

    This was posted on , 6 days ago.

  • Steven Sanchez

    Genius, whoever is in charge of this claw machine is raking up the cash!

  • Brant_Alan

    Cat simply just doesn't care and is probably amused at them wasting their kopecks.

  • grimbldoo

    They are amused at themselves wasting their kopecks as well.

  • JJtoob

    Russians are so relaxed, even their cats are relaxed. Well, except when it comes to their motherland. AAAAAARGH! MOTHERLAND!

  • GreyGanado

    Looks pregnant.

  • Max Baldwin

    In Mother Russia you never win

  • FDSY

    Looks rigged.

  • This cat has good taste in what makes an awesome bed and that's with a few hundred stuffed critters.

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