Remember the world's most useless machine -- a box that turns off its switch every time you turn it on? Well this is the "Advanced Edition," a version with EIGHT switches. It was made out of an old printer. My love doll? My love doll was made out of an old refrigerator box. "It looks like a robot." YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to klamen, who agrees the most useless machine in the world is actually my roommate.