Kinky Education: Harvard Approves Student Sex Club

December 3, 2012

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Note: don't even want to talk about what I saw when I was looking for a picture to use for this article but rest assured my SafeSearch is going to be on high for awhile.

Harvard, best known for begging me to come to their institution on a full scholarship but me refusing because they didn't have a Magic: The Gathering club, now has an officially recognized sex club on campus. Just so we're clear, if they offered me that scholarship now I would take it. I would also accept an honorary doctorate.

Now S&M clubs are increasingly popular at elite institutions as "50 Shades Of Grey" climbed the bestseller list, the Observer said. Columbia, Tufts, MIT and Yale have them, though the story did not say whether they were officially recognized.

Oh yeah, did I mention it's a BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism) club? Because it's a BDSM club. Maybe that scholarship isn't for me after all. Psyche! STOMP ON MY BALLS.

Thanks to daniel, who informed me sex clubs are the next chess clubs. Me? I wasn't in any clubs in college, I was in a GANG.

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