Because Burning Fur Is Bad News: Fireproof Dog Jackets

December 17, 2012


Because dogs don't want to catch fire anymore than you do, here's a line of Ishiatama-kun Wanko ("stone head pooch") fireproof jackets for dogs. They cost around $200, come in small, medium, and large and even have a durable "helmet" section for protecting the animal's head. I think they're like, for trained rescue dogs or something because if my house is on fire I am NOT stopping to dig through the back of the closet and find my dog's fireproof jacket. *getting the puppy-dog eye treatment* Fine, BUT NO SHOES.

Hit the jump in case you were curious what one might look like on a chihuahua or cat.


Thanks to Alexis, who informed me the first thing you should do if your house is on fire is NOT go back to bed with the intention of seeing if it's out when you wake back up.

  • Fire Security System its goods in a manner to be free of defects. Should any defect occur in its goods (within one year), Specified Fire Security upon prompt notification, will at its option, exchange or repair the goods or refund the purchase price for any product proven to be defective when installed in accordance with STI’s published recommendations and in applications considered by STI as suitable for this product.

  • The chihuahua looks like a vampire! ^^

  • Dani

    black dog: "- I look like a retard, don't I?"

  • Kevin

    If you have time to throw that on in a fire, you have time to throw his ass out a window.

  • I used to know a clown called Wanko.
    He was one naughty clown.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    I thought Wanko made toys?

  • Joel Lamm

    The faces on these animals remind me of the south park episode with Paris Hilton and her dog. Pure depression......should have Sarah Mclachlan playing too.

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