Because Who Needs Shoes?: Hobbit Feet Socks

November 28, 2012

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PROTIP: You can wear toe socks with flip flops.

This is a pair of $10 hobbit feet socks from J!NX. At first I thought they were just squiggly pattern socks, but apparently that's supposed to be hair. You learn something new every day. Yesterday I learned not to write, 'EAT ME, COPPERS!" in the frost on the back window of my car. Want some hobbit socks but are on a budget? Here's what you do: stand up in the shower, superglue the tops of your feet, and shave your pubes. BOOM -- just saved you $10. Stay tuned for extreme couponing tips.

Thanks to liza, but probably not the one from my Algebra II class in high school. A different one.

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