Ah Yes, The Old 'Create Art By Having Sex On Canvas' Kit

November 14, 2012


This is a 'Love is Art' kit. It comes with a canvas and a bottle of paint. You just douse you and your lover (or in your case just you) with the body paint, then go at it like animals atop the canvas. When you're done, ART IS BORN (and possibly a baby nine months later). As you can see from the picture above, these two budding artists were clearly banging like rabbits. Mine would probably look like a lady's buttcheeks, my knee prints, and the impression of a sad little dong. Total time in the studio: less than four minutes. Kits start at $60 and go up from there depending on the canvas and paint color. Alternatively, save yourself $50 and take a trip to Home Depot. Just don't go with a high-gloss finish because my penis is so shiny right now I blinded myself trying to pee.

Hit the jump for several different color combos of sexy paintings, one of which looks like a skull, most of which I suspect were faked LIKE AN ORGANISM. "You mean orgasm?" I don't know what I mean anymore.





Thanks to Gabrielle, who came up with the same concept except instead of paint you use food leftovers.

  • Art Oyster

    This is really nice piece of art

  • Now everbody can do it! but seriously i would love to see the making process.

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  • Jadis

    the last one looks like someone was murdered on a heart print linoleum floor.

  • Roark

    Just think about all that pubic hair embedded in the paint - pretty gross

  • reader1556

    you still have pubic hair?

  • The only thing that would stop all those self-professed art critics from saying "Bah! my 5-year-old could do that!"

  • Suarga

    I make my own love stains but you don't see me framing it and putting it behind my sofa.

  • Hugh Wallace

    I love the URL on this, /the-old-create-art-by-having-sex-in-pain.

  • miladybreuil

    I had sex covered in mud in the back of a car and it turned out like this. I tried to call it art, but the boyfriend wouldn't have it. When you're covered in mud/paint and gettin' yer freak on (the right way) There is no way you're going to be still enough to leave a hand print...
    Silly people...

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    when you are done you are still going to have to stand up, roll over or something to get off the canvas. there should be at least one discernible print off a body part.

  • WhiteEagle2

    You would think that you'd be able to make out a hand print somewhere or a back and head. They just look like someone splashed a bucket of paint on a wall.

  • That doesn't look like it was actually made the way they're saying...

  • Anodos

    Perhaps they left the handprints out for that reason, im thinking. You would just be concentrating on positions and "OOhhh, dirty sex", without it, youre just thinking about the ....effect....of sex.

  • Guest

    Not at all, you'd think you'd see at least ONE handprint in there somewhere....

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