I'll Take A Gaggle: Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornaments

November 27, 2012


A group of flamingos isn't actually called a gaggle, by the way. I just said that because I don't know what a group of flamingos is called. Fine, FINE -- I'll look it up. So according to a bunch of those stupid 'answer my question' websites a group of flamingos can be called a flock, colony, regiment, flurry, stand, or flamboyance. But according to Science Daily a group of flamingos is called a "pat". Great, so now I don't know what to do BESIDES CALL THEM A GAGGLE! *high-five* No? Just gonna leave me hangin'? *pretends I was warming up my arm for a pitch* $17 Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornaments: neighborhood kids will steal them. What they'll do with them is anybody's guess, but my guess is use them for Satanic rituals in the woods. "My guess is throw them in the street a block away." OH HO HO -- MR. REALISTIC SITUATION OVER HERE. Can I change my guess to your guess?

Thanks to PYY and cupcake, who agree you can never have enough lawn ornaments. Unless you're one of my neighbors, then even one is too many. Come on, you're driving down my resell value!

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